i agree with sarah about the hoverboards... i actually was just talking about that. i mean, i use hoverboards/hovercrafts and generally everything back to the future-related as points of reference on startlingly regular basis, though.
There are too many things already. I would rather un-invent things. I would start with cars and then airplanes. Then we could all travel by train and bicycle and hot air balloon. Oh, and I'd definitely un-invent the Swiffer. I mean seriously, how lazy and wasteful do you have to be to use one of those?
a scale that measures the amount of shit you just dropped. Really born out of the Germany toilet construction, which involves an interim pre-flush expection level. You may as well be able to measure the weight! I bet would have had some records!!
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Time machine. Duh.
hover boards and basically anything else from back to the future II
I would really like something that would help me be able to pee outside more easily.
mass tele-transporter... like on star trek
a replicator, so we can do away with commerce and starvation
i agree with sarah about the hoverboards... i actually was just talking about that. i mean, i use hoverboards/hovercrafts and generally everything back to the future-related as points of reference on startlingly regular basis, though.
champagne in a box needs to be invented.
There are too many things already. I would rather un-invent things. I would start with cars and then airplanes. Then we could all travel by train and bicycle and hot air balloon. Oh, and I'd definitely un-invent the Swiffer. I mean seriously, how lazy and wasteful do you have to be to use one of those?
A method of compulsary/mandatory, reversable mass sterilization that only affects humans.
a scale that measures the amount of shit you just dropped. Really born out of the Germany toilet construction, which involves an interim pre-flush expection level. You may as well be able to measure the weight! I bet would have had some records!!
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