If you could have one animal feature, what would it be? i.e. wings, gills, 4 legs, etc.
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I used to want gills to breathe under water, but the ocean is so cold here and a wetsuit may obstruct that. I guess I'll go with wings because everytime I have a flying dream, I awake happy. But if they run out of useful animal parts at the shop, I'd settle for giraffe eyelashes because they are very pretty, and I'm bored of wearing mascara.
Yeah, it would have to be wings. But not this kind that a bird has, which would exclude me from having arms. I'd want the kind that an angel has. And, if possible, I wouldn't mind if I could remove and re-don them at will.
Ideally, I would like to have the speed and agility, and jumping skills, of a cat but all of that involves multiple body parts. So, since I can only pick one body part, I would say cat eyes so I can see in the dark. That would be cool. My eyelashes are already abnormally long (women are always jealous of my eyelashes). But it really hurts when they fall in my eye.
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Wings came to mind first, but then I would have to constantly have my clothes altered. Gills would be cool to. I would dress up as a mermaid and make sailors think they are going crazy. I also sort of want cat eyes, because they can see really well, even in the dark. And my eyes would do that cool reflecting thing in the dark. Yeah!
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I used to want gills to breathe under water, but the ocean is so cold here and a wetsuit may obstruct that. I guess I'll go with wings because everytime I have a flying dream, I awake happy.
But if they run out of useful animal parts at the shop, I'd settle for giraffe eyelashes because they are very pretty, and I'm bored of wearing mascara.
Yeah, it would have to be wings. But not this kind that a bird has, which would exclude me from having arms. I'd want the kind that an angel has. And, if possible, I wouldn't mind if I could remove and re-don them at will.
I would like one giant claw. I'm not sure what I would actually do with it but it'd be fun to wield around and intimidate predators.
Does the roar of a lion count? Wait...bearclaw, mmmm.
Ideally, I would like to have the speed and agility, and jumping skills, of a cat but all of that involves multiple body parts. So, since I can only pick one body part, I would say cat eyes so I can see in the dark. That would be cool. My eyelashes are already abnormally long (women are always jealous of my eyelashes). But it really hurts when they fall in my eye.
the world's biggest dog butt (http://cdn-i.dmdentertainment.com/funpages/cms_content/8741/gigantic_dog.jpg) so i could take a giant dump on my loud ass neighbor's doorstep.
Wings! Duh
"I believe I can fllyyyyyyyyyy"
Old Yeller the DVD reissue.
Wings came to mind first, but then I would have to constantly have my clothes altered. Gills would be cool to. I would dress up as a mermaid and make sailors think they are going crazy. I also sort of want cat eyes, because they can see really well, even in the dark. And my eyes would do that cool reflecting thing in the dark. Yeah!
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