They're not candidates yet- just presidential "hopefuls," so in the meantime, I will hopefully tear the extra thigh and butt fat from Hillary Clinton and fashion it into two large pillows with which I will smother her stupid pandering and recreant face until she can't breathe, thereby winning the fight.
To celebrate, I will sit on Obama's lap and smoke a cigarette.
I could probably take Obama, but only because I don't think he'd hit a girl. Hillary would be tough. I'd have to throw dirt in her eyes or something first. McCain's got a bad knee, so no problem. Guiliani if I caught him from behind and without any of his goons. But that Mitt Romney dude scares the crap out of me. I think he's some kind of evil mormon wizard. I'd stay well clear of that guy.
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realistically, i probably only have a chance against kucinich. i'm not that strong. there are several i would like to try to beat up, though.
They're not candidates yet- just presidential "hopefuls," so in the meantime, I will hopefully tear the extra thigh and butt fat from Hillary Clinton and fashion it into two large pillows with which I will smother her stupid pandering and recreant face until she can't breathe, thereby winning the fight.
To celebrate, I will sit on Obama's lap and smoke a cigarette.
oh god, can i change my answer to la vitellona's??
You can!
I could probably take Obama, but only because I don't think he'd hit a girl. Hillary would be tough. I'd have to throw dirt in her eyes or something first. McCain's got a bad knee, so no problem. Guiliani if I caught him from behind and without any of his goons. But that Mitt Romney dude scares the crap out of me. I think he's some kind of evil mormon wizard. I'd stay well clear of that guy.
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