My mind is scarily clean. I never understand dirty jokes, and am constantly learning sex-slang from my friends.... usually to my absolute horror. I only just learned what NSFW means... I'm Prudy McPrude of Prudesville, apparently.
My family is a fan of the "dirty joke" and never cleaned up their language around us kids. My dad used to let me stay up late and watch Benny Hill with him. I didn't understand most of it at the time, and looking back at those episodes cannot understand why he would let me watch it. In Spanish culture sexuality isn't something shameful I suppose. Popular prime-time Spanish shows often feature half naked women and off-color jokes. I was also a tomboy growing up and spent my teenage years around boys my age. Basically, I was exposed to all sorts of disgusting stuff and language. That said, my mind is filthier than I let on. Sonia
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My mind is dirtier than Al Gore's mind but less dirty than Trick Daddy's mind.
My mind is on par with Too $hort.
My mind is scarily clean. I never understand dirty jokes, and am constantly learning sex-slang from my friends.... usually to my absolute horror.
I only just learned what NSFW means...
I'm Prudy McPrude of Prudesville, apparently.
80%
I'm scared of this question. I'm not grossed out or offended by much in this world. I'll say that.
4
My mind is a post-apocalyptic wasteland with nothing but Mel Gibson and Tina Turner as far as the eye can see.
At least as dirty as my room.
My family is a fan of the "dirty joke" and never cleaned up their language around us kids. My dad used to let me stay up late and watch Benny Hill with him. I didn't understand most of it at the time, and looking back at those episodes cannot understand why he would let me watch it. In Spanish culture sexuality isn't something shameful I suppose. Popular prime-time Spanish shows often feature half naked women and off-color jokes. I was also a tomboy growing up and spent my teenage years around boys my age. Basically, I was exposed to all sorts of disgusting stuff and language. That said, my mind is filthier than I let on.
Sonia
Dirtier than some, cleaner than others.
Never catch me ridin' dirty
...unless you are talking about bangbus - AHHHH!
My mind is pretty dirty. I woke up this morning and told someone my dream and he seemed disturbed.
My Dream: I was hanging with my pot dealer, and he had to take off to go have sex with his boar.
I said "You have sex with your pet boar?"
And he replied, "Yeah I mean, I don't get laid a lot so I I bought a boar to have sex with.."
I then asked "Does she enjoy it?"
And he goes, "I duno sometimes I guess."
my mind looks like pig-pen from peanuts. there is a dust cloud that is constantly circling my head.
on a scale of 1-10, i'd say perhaps a 6.5.
Everything is always "That's what she said" to me.
dirty is my middle na...wait, it's my first name. you decide
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