whew! in this case, it would take $150 for me to eat a mouthful of sand. the monetary payoff would have to go up exponentially with each additional mouthful, though, and i wouldn't feel at all comfortable with taking in more than 1/2 cup, without assurance that i wouldn't be grounding up my insides.
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a quick google search uncovers this tidbit: "Since eating a mouthful of sand usually won't hurt anyone, it is best not to overreact by limiting sand play.".
whew! in this case, it would take $150 for me to eat a mouthful of sand. the monetary payoff would have to go up exponentially with each additional mouthful, though, and i wouldn't feel at all comfortable with taking in more than 1/2 cup, without assurance that i wouldn't be grounding up my insides.
i would eat a mouthfull of sand from your buttcrack after sitting on a mexican beach for two carne tacos and a lapdance at junior's.
i eat sand for a beer. fuck, i'll probably eat anything for a beer.
I would only require a box of saltine crackers to wash it down with.
a beach picnic
ketchup is all it would take
Like $5.
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