The first thing I learned in 2007, within the first hour of the new year, is that if you put your finger far enough up someone's nose you can touch their brain, which causes their nose to bleed profusely.
I learned in the first hour of 2007 that one could put their finger so far up my nose that I would bleed profusely, and 5 months later, they could still claim to have "touched my brain."
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The first thing I learned in 2007, within the first hour of the new year, is that if you put your finger far enough up someone's nose you can touch their brain, which causes their nose to bleed profusely.
I learned in the first hour of 2007 that one could put their finger so far up my nose that I would bleed profusely, and 5 months later, they could still claim to have "touched my brain."
My brain is UNTOUCHABLE!
I just learned that noses, and brains, are connected.
i can now learn you that egyptians used to pull the brain out through the nose during embalming.
I learned that there is a limit to how much my stomach can tolerate images of brains coming out of noses.
I learned the true nature of fear.
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