Funny you should ask mine is coming up. I would like you to go out and get me some food item that New York does really well, like cheese cake, and then I want you to freezer pack it or dry ice pack it or something and send it to me in San Francisco. But don't go to too much trouble, just if you have time.
Premiere tickets to Live Free or Die Hard and night on the town with Bruce Willis, but only if he acts like John McClane. Actually, what would be the coolest is if we could re-enact the original Die Hard, BUT John McClane will have a side kick, who will be played by me.
i would want you to shoot me in the face. not really, but i saw an old friend last week, harold. everyone called him crazy harold though because in high school he shot another kid in the face and hella wasted him.
i guess i would just want to go and get a salami torta with you. december fourth, peace!
uhm, a really rad car that costs hella money.... or you can travel forward in time and buy me season four and five of lost, cuz this shit is ridiculously good.
or a bike. not buy it... just show me where to get a really good one at a reasonable price (i.e., under $150). in a close-ish proximity to the area i know well... so i am able to ride it back to my abode.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK? maybe this is a good answer to the above question.
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Phil, I want YOU to get everyone I know to pool money to buy me a new iPod, dammit. Mine broke... again. Subway sounds are not my thing.
a new job.
Funny you should ask mine is coming up. I would like you to go out and get me some food item that New York does really well, like cheese cake, and then I want you to freezer pack it or dry ice pack it or something and send it to me in San Francisco. But don't go to too much trouble, just if you have time.
annie
Phil, I want you to give me a photograph of you eating a hot dog bun, with soil in it instead of a hot dog. Then I want you to autograph it.
Premiere tickets to Live Free or Die Hard and night on the town with Bruce Willis, but only if he acts like John McClane.
Actually, what would be the coolest is if we could re-enact the original Die Hard, BUT John McClane will have a side kick, who will be played by me.
i would want you to shoot me in the face. not really, but i saw an old friend last week, harold. everyone called him crazy harold though because in high school he shot another kid in the face and hella wasted him.
i guess i would just want to go and get a salami torta with you. december fourth, peace!
uhm,
a really rad car that costs hella money.... or you can travel forward in time and buy me season four and five of lost, cuz this shit is ridiculously good.
or a bike. not buy it... just show me where to get a really good one at a reasonable price (i.e., under $150). in a close-ish proximity to the area i know well... so i am able to ride it back to my abode.
IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
maybe this is a good answer to the above question.
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