Question #117 Doing Time
Since I am laboring this Labor Day, I will post my Monday Question as well. This one was suggested by my friend Lydia:
If you had to go to prison for a year, what crime would it be for? (Let's say it's a mid-level security state prison, if that influences your answer at all.)
Happy Labor Day and God Bless our GDP.
7 comments:
I don't really know what kind of crimes get you one year's worth of mid-level security state prison time.
In general, the kinds of crimes I'm most tempted to commit generally involve something along the lines of pumping a bunch of pot-smoke into the United Nations. Wouldn't that be sooooooo cool? Everyone would just start chilling out and all of the world's problems would be solved, right?
I would go up the river for bank robbery, without a doubt.
Blowing up something I didn't care for or kidnapping someone rich and despicable for ransom are two things I think might be worth it...I'd offer specific examples but I really can't think of anything I abhor today. (Yay!)
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completely justifiable auntie-maiming of a tribal chairperson.
Aggravated assault. I think the name's funny -- like, I swear to God if you hum that song one more time, I will assault you.
justifiable homicide (hey, if i only get a year, i would take out someone one really vile!).
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