Question #39 Your nine year-old son
In central park yesterday a guy who was with his son claimed he would kill me and kick my ass, who was probably nine years old. I told him he shouldn't set a bad example for his kid, which made him even angrier.
What are some other things, besides threatening strangers, that you shouldn't do in front of your nine year old son?
5 comments:
Masturbate?
cry like a little girl
did he really say he was going to kill you PRIOR to kicking your ass? what would be the fun in that? pretty lame!
get high. kick the dog. get your hand caught in the door when you are closing it and yell out "FAWWKK!" when your son and his cousin are playing right next to you.
Watching porn; selling/buying/doing drugs; beating off; beating the kids mom; instead of beating him, destroying his favorite toy/thing before his/her eyes (my bro did that to his kid, claiming at least he didn't beat his daughter... trust me, it's not healthy!); beating his mom or cursing at her (all allowed when son not present, of course); kill an animal (except pigeon); smash things violently (or anything else that scares the kid)
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